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In case you haven't seen it yet, McSweeney's Pros and Cons of John Kerry's Top Twenty Vice-Presidential Candidates:

4. Bill Clinton, former President
Pro: Oh man, that would be awesome—could you imagine? He'd be all like Yeah, I'm back, so suck on this, y'all and everyone would be all No way and he'd be all Way
Con: None